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2007-06-02
CHAOS IN D PLANE
One day at a busy airport, the
passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to
show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin
walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be
blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right
and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide
dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some
sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start
revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start
whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses
for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking.
Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to
the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a
sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once.
At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the
pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to
scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
ORGANISATIONAL FUNDA
An organisation is jst like atree full of monkeys....one at the top can see only monkeys below...
and one below can see only assholes above.....
Ten tips to recognize an Indian in
USA:
1. She wears a frock, but has a pigtail.
2. He
searches for buttermilk in a supermarket.
3. She searches for chilli
powder in a supermarket.
4. He talks a lot about the problems of
living in India.
5. She talks a lot about the unclean streets of
India.
6. He says the Indian politicians are the cause of
underdevelopment.
7. She says the Indian bureaucrats are the cause of
inaction.
8. He talks about the harassment at the airports in
India.
9. She talks about the cheapest air-fares to
India.
10. He and she jointly decide to go Macdonalds to eat french
fries.
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